oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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