i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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