Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
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Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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