You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
where does the pee come out of this thing
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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