I'm lost and stupid without you.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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