If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize