i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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