I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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