I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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