Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just saw a hot homeless man
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize