I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
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I think your dad took our porno
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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