Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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