capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
a search helicopter?!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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