you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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