Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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