So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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