dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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