So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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