ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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