oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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