Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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