Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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