I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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