i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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