im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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