Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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