Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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