why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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