I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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