It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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