I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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