Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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