dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It's just like the Real World with babies
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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