we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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