I must be too annoying 4 u.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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