YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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