all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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