I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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