it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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