Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
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Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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