id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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