Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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