so that wasnt chicken after all
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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