is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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