Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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