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O no, u 2 are dating again?

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No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture

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(760): O no, u 2 are dating again? (503): No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture http://tfl.nu/e7yu

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(504): View more from Louisiana

He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl

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(504): He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl http://tfl.nu/0j8b

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found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.

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(714): found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner. http://tfl.nu/5d6x

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Haha, bad night?

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(617): guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS. (508): Haha, bad night? http://tfl.nu/huzs

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(607): View more from New York

I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.

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(607): I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked. http://tfl.nu/k09k

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(847): View more from Illinois

Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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(847): Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party http://tfl.nu/77aw

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.

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(970): I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that. http://tfl.nu/622i

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(703): View more from Virginia

unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis

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(703): unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis http://tfl.nu/rixp

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.

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(306): Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off. http://tfl.nu/xf2g

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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.

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(914): Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive. http://tfl.nu/oqgn

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(510): View more from California

Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed

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(510): Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed http://tfl.nu/wx92

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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty

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(408): I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty http://tfl.nu/k1cq

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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.

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(724): I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported. http://tfl.nu/ojxl

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(712): View more from Iowa

You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?

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(712): You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you? http://tfl.nu/pa4x

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(805): View more from California

I want "hickeys on my ass" sex

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(805): I want "hickeys on my ass" sex http://tfl.nu/gaw7

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