So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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