Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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