Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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