Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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